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A Letter to Humanity.

September 26, 2022 by Exangel

by David Bolton.

Call me Martin. My watch has come to an end, time to return to the home galaxy. Shame, really. You came so far in such a brief span. Imagine, only 12,000 years separating the beginning of agriculture from the splitting of the atom. I was sent here because your kind had so much potential. Death and rebirth. Either you learn your lessons in this life or you learn them in the next. In a million years or so, you could have achieved immortality. Looks like it’s not meant to be.

Consider your cousin Neanderthals… rather liked those plant gatherers, handsome creatures flourishing in small groups. Bigger and stronger than their humanoid successor, they lacked one cognitive quality: language. Limited to gestures and grunts, they were no match for the invaders. Across the Balkans Cro-Magnon bands roamed. The Neanderthals didn’t have a chance against this fluent tribe. Six human species down to one, homo sapiens.

Wherever Sapiens roamed this earth, mass deaths would follow, from mammoths to wombats to other humans. One hundred thousand years ago, Sapiens rose to the top of the food chain with the discovery of fire. The world hasn’t been the same since. Be fruitful and multiply. Eight billion and counting. A hard rain is going to fall.

Such a pity.

Through the millennia, now and then a highly evolved prophet would appear, like the Nazarethian, who preached a language of love, the key to immortality; all too often that message was twisted into hate. Perhaps just a matter of time before the nukes strike. Add to that climate change. Don’t look up. I am sad to see holes in the ozone, atmosphere dissipating, ultimately extinguishing life on Earth. Your state is not unique. Billions of years ago on Mars, a clever civilization succumbed to the seven deadly sins and left the planet bereft of life. Across the universe, this parable between love and hate plays out. Time is but an illusion. Farewell, humans. As for one last warning, I leave you with this bit of wisdom:

 

Revenge of the Cells

In the beginning Mother Earth brought forth life.

From carbon a single genetic code emerged

Single cells replicated and the dance began.

 

A half billion years later,

This old soul watches this world die

Can do nothing to halt this destiny.

 

War, famine, greed, the usual suspects,

Homo sapiens a blip in the universe

A parasite to life as we know it.

 

Time for a scorching, a cleansing, might life go on?

Mother Earth will have a say

Viruses are rising from melting tundra and clearcut jungle.

 

Call it revenge of the cells

Did you know trees can talk?

The world is not as you see it.

 

Tinned Sardines.

July 1, 2022 by Exangel

It’s a big relief to me that tinned fish is getting a chic makeover. You see it everywhere now, in the expensively photographed food mags, where it used to be relegated to the pantries of the budget conscious, hidden behind the French’s mustard squeeze jar. I love tinned fish. I loved French’s mustard, come to […]

Old Friends, Good and Bad.

July 1, 2022 by Exangel

Let me start by looking at the old friends, good. My favorite piece this issue, Rue Matthiessen’s “There Was a Time,” is a beautiful paean to old friendship, to the joy and mourning that go with having and losing such a friend. I also love the short essays always faithfully contributed by David D. Horowitz, […]

First Frankenstein’s Juggernaut.

July 1, 2022 by Exangel

by Jim Meirose. Presented to the ever-deserving by urinal on the birthday of Bungii-Jummpo, fast goddess of knowledge; inside’n off of’n the outréstate, four ‘r five wonkeyheads from lemony melondown searched wildly through thunderstorms for matches that might catch. If not, Melondead will down their batch. Like watching the TV when something made sense, so. […]

Pragmatism and Pragmaticism.

July 1, 2022 by Exangel

by Bruce E.R. Thompson. Sometime around the year 1890, Charles Sanders Peirce, the father of American Pragmatism, changed his name to Charles Santiago Peirce – or Charles Santiago Sanders Peirce, or sometimes just Charles S. Sanders Peirce. The reason for this name change is not definitively known. There is no strong reason to think that […]

ART.

July 1, 2022 by Exangel

by David Selzer. For Tod Davies   Two of the exhibitions from the last Venice Biennale have stayed with me. Both were in the centre of the city rather than in the Giardini. They were close to the vaporetto stop at San Samuele on the Grand Canal. The first was in the Palazzo Grassi, on […]

Films of Drop and Descent.

July 1, 2022 by Exangel

by Gregg Williard. I’ve never felt so close to friends as in that matinee dark, seeing Journey to the Center of the Earth in the summer of 1961. Many of that 5th grade class are now gone from drugs, war, age. I visit them again, going into the dark, down the depths. My guide is […]

There Was A Time.

July 1, 2022 by Exangel

by Rue Matthiessen. My friend Jackie Meacham recently died, but I had lost her a long time before that. Upon her death that loss, always a source of regret and mystery for me, instantly moved out of the category of distantly retrievable, to unsalvageable. My stepmother Maria called to tell me. She had seen the […]

Not Least, I know.

July 1, 2022 by Exangel

by Marissa Bell Toffoli.   My hands. Crooked digits require touch to understand. My mouth, with its tongue that stumbles when I would it were steady, voice that quivers when it should project. My feet run ahead. My legs like to stretch and these ankles give without warning. There is the weather of my hair: […]

BIG Thoughts.

July 1, 2022 by Exangel

by Jeffrey Hantover.   Josh Baskin walks home in the autumnal light, the flapping sleeves of his Brooks Brother suit cover his fingers, the cuffs of his pants drag along the concrete. By the time he can fit into the suit again, it will have gone out of fashion. Josh Baskin loiters on the sidewalk […]

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  • A Tale of Persistence.
  • A Conversation with Steve Hugh Westenra.
  • Person Number Twelve.
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  • Spring.
  • The Greatness that was Greece.
  • 1966, NYC; nothing like it.
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  • The Withering Weight of Being Perceived.
  • Broken Clock.
  • Confession.
  • Francis Coppola’s Apocalypse.
  • Sometimes you die, I mean that people do.
  • True (from “My Life with Dogs”).
  • Fragmentary musings on birds and bees.
  • 12 Baking Essentials to Always Have in Your Poetry.
  • Broad Street.
  • A Death in Alexandria.
  • My Forked Tongue.
  • Swan Lake.
  • Long Division.
  • Singing against the muses.
  • Aphorisms from “What Remains to Be Said”.

In The News.

That cult classic pirate/sci fi mash up GREENBEARD, by Richard James Bentley, is now a rollicking audiobook, available from Audible.com. Narrated and acted by Colby Elliott of Last Word Audio, you’ll be overwhelmed by the riches and hilarity within.

“Captain Sylvestre de Greybagges is your typical seventeenth-century Cambridge-educated lawyer turned Caribbean pirate, as comfortable debating the virtues of William Shakespeare, Isaac Newton, and compound interest as he is wielding a cutlass, needling archrival Henry Morgan, and parsing rum-soaked gossip for his next target. When a pepper monger’s loose tongue lets out a rumor about a fleet loaded with silver, the Captain sets sail only to find himself in a close encounter of a very different kind.

After escaping with his sanity barely intact and his beard transformed an alarming bright green, Greybagges rallies The Ark de Triomphe crew for a revenge-fueled, thrill-a-minute adventure to the ends of the earth and beyond.

This frolicsome tale of skullduggery, jiggery-pokery, and chicanery upon Ye High Seas is brimming with hilarious puns, masterful historical allusions, and nonstop literary hijinks. Including sly references to Thomas Pynchon, Treasure Island, 1940s cinema, and notable historical figures, this mélange of delights will captivate readers with its rollicking adventure, rich descriptions of food and fashion, and learned asides into scientific, philosophical, and colonial history.”

THE SUPERGIRLS is back, revised and updated!

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In The News.

Newport Public Library hosted a three part Zoom series on Visionary Fiction, led by Tod.  

And we love them for it, too.

The first discussion was a lively blast. You can watch it here. The second, Looking Back to Look Forward can be seen here.

The third was the best of all. Visions of the Future, with a cast of characters including poets, audiobook artists, historians, Starhawk, and Mary Shelley. Among others. Link is here.

In the News.

SNOTTY SAVES THE DAY is now an audiobook, narrated by Last Word Audio’s mellifluous Colby Elliott. It launched May 10th, but for a limited time, you can listen for free with an Audible trial membership. So what are you waiting for? Start listening to the wonders of how Arcadia was born from the worst section of the worst neighborhood in the worst empire of all the worlds since the universe began.

In The News.

If you love audio books, don’t miss the new release of REPORT TO MEGALOPOLIS, by Tod Davies, narrated by Colby Elliott of Last Word Audio. The tortured Aspern Grayling tries to rise above the truth of his own story, fighting with reality every step of the way, and Colby’s voice is the perfect match for our modern day Dr. Frankenstein.

In The News.

Mike Madrid dishes on Miss Fury to the BBC . . .

Tod on the Importance of Visionary Fiction

Check out this video of “Beyond Utopia: The Importance of Fantasy,” Tod’s recent talk at the tenth World-Ecology Research Network Conference, June 2019, in San Francisco. She covers everything from Wind in the Willows to the work of Kim Stanley Robinson, with a look at The History of Arcadia along the way. As usual, she’s going on about how visionary fiction has an important place in the formation of a world we want and need to have.

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