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The Koi Who Wanted To Be A Cat.

September 30, 2016 by Exangel

by Ronnie Pontiac.

 

A koi fish glistening white, rainbows in her scales, with spots of gold and orange, and a black stripe, lived in an aquarium, in a house where a cat lived.

The koi had fresh water every day and delicious goldfish food flakes and other treats to eat.

At least once a day the warm hand of a human being pet the koi who swam happily in circles wagging her tail, like a puppy.

The koi liked to float with her face in the bubbles of the air filter.

She liked smooth stones from the bottom of the aquarium, they felt soothing in her mouth.   She would pick one up, swim with it, then put it somewhere new.

Happy day and night she grew to be the biggest koi in the tank.  But sometimes she would pout to get extra attention.

Only one thing troubled her.  The cat, though she didn’t know it was called that.  That ugly fish outside the tank was able to move wherever and whenever it pleased in the space outside the aquarium.  Places that the koi could only glimpse the cat could explore.

The koi watched the cat.  Whenever the cat walked in the room the koi swam over to see what he was doing.

The cat seemed to like the company.  Whenever the koi got her goldfish flakes the cat had to eat some, too, right there next to the aquarium.  But then the cat would walk away and disappear around a corner.  The koi could not stop wondering what was around that corner.

The koi outgrew her aquarium.  In a pond she pined away for the cat.  So she didn’t last.

Not long after, the cat and another cat had kittens.

One of the kittens had a white belly with yellow and orange splotches and black stripes.

That kitten was not much like a cat.  He didn’t understand how to play.  He seemed confused by his legs and frightened of running too fast.

That kitten grew up to be a cat who doesn’t like to go outside the house as if the house is a big aquarium.  The world outside the glass scares him.

That cat likes to sit with his face in the air conditioner vent where the air feels like bubbles on his face.

That cat goes around in circles like a puppy when he gets pets.

That cat pouts to get food.

That cat likes to pick up round little rocks from potted plants and put them somewhere new.

That cat won’t eat cat food unless goldfish flakes are sprinkled on top.

That cat was a koi who wanted to be a cat.

That fish got her wish!

Giraffe.

September 30, 2016 by Exangel

by Marissa Bell Toffoli. Recurring nightmare: neck entangled in tree when lions show up hungry. Upon waking? So far, nothing. Eat a twig, wiggle my ears, keep moving. Always go, go. Like a gazelle’s dancing body grows longer every muscle stretches, holds, reaches. Stillness, the illusion. My legs propel me across these plains faster than […]

The Thrush Who Left Home to Live Among the Starlings.

September 30, 2016 by Exangel

by Rose Jermusyk. Mother Thrush had four daughters; Fair, Proud, Trembling, and Loud. Fair was a clever creature who happily left the nest with no intention of turning back, except to smile to her mother. Proud took great strides to stand on her own when she left the nest, and often sang to her mother. […]

The Flea Market.

September 30, 2016 by Exangel

by Marie Davis and Margaret Hultz. Most people do not expect a tick to find God at a flea market. But, that is exactly where Harold first recognized God — in the smile between two ladybugs. Not the insects, but the ladybugs that are rouged onto old women’s cheeks — the round, rosy kind of […]

Sea-Monkey Necklace.

September 30, 2016 by Exangel

by R.J. Fox. Looking back, there are no shortage of reasons why I was bullied. I’m not saying I deserved it. However, I certainly didn’t help my cause. My elementary school social standing left much to be desired, to say the least. I was a nerd and a dork (labels I now look back at […]

Our Modern Crusades for Animal Favorites.

September 30, 2016 by Exangel

by Brian Griffith. Across the modern world, outrage against people who kill the wrong animals is on the rise. For example, when the Dalit (or untouchable) students of India’s Osmania University served beef biryani at a recent social event, about 100 radicals for cow reverence from a right-wing Hindu group, the Akhil Bharatiya Vidyarthi Parisad […]

The (Clear) View from Ospedale Sant’Anna.

September 30, 2016 by Exangel

by Charles S. Kraszewski. Se vedea fiammeggiar fra gli altri arnesi scudo di lucidissimo diamante, grande che può coprir genti è paese quante ve n’ha fra il Caucaso e l’Atlante. I thought our dog – all 150 pounds of him – had rushed the bed with a shoulder bred to keep legionary beeves in line […]

Dining on Crab.

September 30, 2016 by Exangel

by Carol Ekster. He dives head first for his dinner. In his bill, whisker like, the gull’s prey excites. It drops from the skies, landing with a crack. Was this a purposeful, compassionate act? Honking loudly with pride his eight legged conquest, is being eaten alive. As he pokes at the crab’s flesh I see […]

Banishment to the Subhuman Realm.

September 30, 2016 by Exangel

by Brian Griffith. In most Eastern religions, animals are taken as souls like us, who are on a common journey, although presently at different levels of awareness. In that case we might all be kindred, and treat each other like cousins twice removed. However, if animals are lower on the ladder of being, then their […]

Balance.

September 30, 2016 by Exangel

by David D. Horowitz. I’ve conversed with various friends and acquaintances over the years who feel human beings are essentially greedy, wasteful, and violent. Some even feel earth would benefit were human beings to become extinct. While I share some of their skepticism about human virtue, I tend to praise and appreciate people. We might […]

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  • In the Name of the Prophets.
  • Ukrainian Fruit Stands Have Disappeared.
  • A Lacanian Poem.
  • Why I Write about Dreams and Dogs (from “My Life with Dogs”).
  • Redwood Birdsong.
  • Laughing Sal.
  • Three Hearts Pumping.
  • Pol Pot’s Purgatory.
  • The Red You See.
  • The Strange Tale of Drs. Tumblety & Blackburn: Or What’s in a Name?
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  • The Self-Serving Giraffe.
  • Important and Mundane.
  • Tinnitus.
  • Escaping the Dream.
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  • Inklings.
  • Mind Swoosh.
  • The Music of Dreams.

In The News.

That cult classic pirate/sci fi mash up GREENBEARD, by Richard James Bentley, is now a rollicking audiobook, available from Audible.com. Narrated and acted by Colby Elliott of Last Word Audio, you’ll be overwhelmed by the riches and hilarity within.

“Captain Sylvestre de Greybagges is your typical seventeenth-century Cambridge-educated lawyer turned Caribbean pirate, as comfortable debating the virtues of William Shakespeare, Isaac Newton, and compound interest as he is wielding a cutlass, needling archrival Henry Morgan, and parsing rum-soaked gossip for his next target. When a pepper monger’s loose tongue lets out a rumor about a fleet loaded with silver, the Captain sets sail only to find himself in a close encounter of a very different kind.

After escaping with his sanity barely intact and his beard transformed an alarming bright green, Greybagges rallies The Ark de Triomphe crew for a revenge-fueled, thrill-a-minute adventure to the ends of the earth and beyond.

This frolicsome tale of skullduggery, jiggery-pokery, and chicanery upon Ye High Seas is brimming with hilarious puns, masterful historical allusions, and nonstop literary hijinks. Including sly references to Thomas Pynchon, Treasure Island, 1940s cinema, and notable historical figures, this mélange of delights will captivate readers with its rollicking adventure, rich descriptions of food and fashion, and learned asides into scientific, philosophical, and colonial history.”

THE SUPERGIRLS is back, revised and updated!

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In The News.

Newport Public Library hosted a three part Zoom series on Visionary Fiction, led by Tod.  

And we love them for it, too.

The first discussion was a lively blast. You can watch it here. The second, Looking Back to Look Forward can be seen here.

The third was the best of all. Visions of the Future, with a cast of characters including poets, audiobook artists, historians, Starhawk, and Mary Shelley. Among others. Link is here.

In the News.

SNOTTY SAVES THE DAY is now an audiobook, narrated by Last Word Audio’s mellifluous Colby Elliott. It launched May 10th, but for a limited time, you can listen for free with an Audible trial membership. So what are you waiting for? Start listening to the wonders of how Arcadia was born from the worst section of the worst neighborhood in the worst empire of all the worlds since the universe began.

In The News.

If you love audio books, don’t miss the new release of REPORT TO MEGALOPOLIS, by Tod Davies, narrated by Colby Elliott of Last Word Audio. The tortured Aspern Grayling tries to rise above the truth of his own story, fighting with reality every step of the way, and Colby’s voice is the perfect match for our modern day Dr. Frankenstein.

In The News.

Mike Madrid dishes on Miss Fury to the BBC . . .

Tod on the Importance of Visionary Fiction

Check out this video of “Beyond Utopia: The Importance of Fantasy,” Tod’s recent talk at the tenth World-Ecology Research Network Conference, June 2019, in San Francisco. She covers everything from Wind in the Willows to the work of Kim Stanley Robinson, with a look at The History of Arcadia along the way. As usual, she’s going on about how visionary fiction has an important place in the formation of a world we want and need to have.

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