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The Statue of Imitations.

October 1, 2020 by Exangel

by Ron Singer.

                     “Imitation,” someone said,
“is the sincerest form of flattery.”
I forget who—Dryden, Byron—someone dead.
Oh, yes, I “remember” now
(courtesy of Doctor Google):
it was Charles Caleb Cotton,
whose own poems are justly forgotten.
As for the statue, it is
a Statue of Liberty, of sorts,
although it only exists in my head.

Picture the Statue of Imitations, who
(thanks, perhaps, to the Statute of Limitations)
is immune from being impugned.
Imagine a hulk, ultimate epigone,
wearing that “I don’t bother to shave” look,
black T-shirt with punk band logo,
khaki Dockers, and Doc Martens
half-sunk in fertile, sticky clay.
(You could say all this is essential gear
for the (un)conventional libertine.)

Instead of clasping book and torch,
Imitation’s empty hands reach skyward,
palms open, in the “why not?” position.
If looks could talk, his would say,
“Hey! It’s all up for grabs. Just be sure
to use the best models –the very best–
and in such a way as to elude
the clutches of copyright lawyers,
that host of greedy, high-end suits,
themselves enslaved to precedent.

“Imitation, yes, a time-honored art,”
the fatuous slacker drones, intones.
“ ‘Immature poets imitate;
mature poets steal,’ said Eliot (T.S.),
not averse, himself, now and then,
to a spot of plagiarism:
Launcelot Andrewes’ Good-Friday sermon,
in Eliot’s “Second Coming,” e.g.,
had a second coming of its own.
Let’s invite both authors over to tea!

“Imitation has been practiced,”
the special-pleading Statue persists,
by legions of eminent copyists.
Consider Marlowe, Shakespeare,
and the mighty line, which the Bard
borrowed, time after time. Marlowe, who died
in ‘93, was not around to whine.
Or Homer to Virgil, Virgil to Dante,
that adamantine chain of borrowing.
But pushing these giants aside,
hacks and tinkers, even, have taken,
per chance, the words of great thinkers,
bringing home, or stealing, the bacon.

“What’s more,” concludes the garrulous slacker,
“someday, soon, it will be your turn
to be imitated. Your words
will nourish generations to come,
just as you on borrowed words have fed.
So why not savor the prospect now,
prima factum –before the fact—
since, soon enough, you’ll be gaga or dead.”

— Poetry Proper, Issue #5, 2014

So Much Talk.

October 1, 2020 by Exangel

by Rose Jermusyk. Healer-Witch: Why am I awake? Who is in my garden? What is she eating? Parsley: Are you afraid of going bald, my child? Seeking a fairer complexion? Or is all this to stop what grows in your belly? Daughter-Mother: What would I do if I had the chance to start again? Would […]

Ted who looked like an Eric.

October 1, 2020 by Exangel

by Duncan Tierney. Ted sat, dejected on the streets, with a bottle of Gatorade and a face like an Eric, spewing out the best of his mediocrity. Now, you might be wondering ‘How does one have a face like an Eric? What does a face like Eric look like?’ Well fucking chill. I’m going to […]

The Gauntlet.

October 1, 2020 by Exangel

by John Tustin.   How beautiful you are – Even with That chain heavy around your neck And dolorous eyes As you walk with quick uncertain steps Down the main street, Head bowed and hair in a frenzy of the wind. The priests come out of the temples, Rending their ornate garments at the sight […]

Corona Verses.

October 1, 2020 by Exangel

by Yahia Lababidi. We can’t simply return to how we were after a crisis— our homes have become cocoons for radical transformation Others lives, we finally realize, depend on us and vice versa, either we change our ways, now, or perish alone-together… And, if we survive, we might ask of this benevolent master: Tell us, […]

D’terratrio A. Lan. G.: Compression.

October 1, 2020 by Exangel

by Jim Meirose.   Press the button. Lacan McGardnier-Yo, young blasta’, aw taught bye hiss Leyte-mumper that day’d come he’d have to emerge inta’ta light of maturity, and Dad, way back, said here’s an idea, Lacan: Universal Celebration Party vendor. Randomly thinking once, we came up ‘gainst the idea. Last-minuting any good news on arrival, […]

The Exterminating Clarity of the Coffee Shop.

October 1, 2020 by Exangel

by Charles Holdefer. It should have been easy to leave the coffee shop. Sylvia finished her cup and headed to the cash register with its golden-lit display case of muffins as big as calf hearts. She looked around. Wasn’t this the way she’d come in? She tried going the other way, passing patrons who chatted […]

Let Me Think About It.

October 1, 2020 by Exangel

by David D. Horowitz. “I’m not sure yet.” “I still have some reservations.” “Could you hold off for a week until I research the issue to address some lingering doubts?” “I’ve decided—sort of. I need to check a few last details before I decide, though. Would that be okay?” Of course! Take your time, and […]

When You Were Gone.

October 1, 2020 by Exangel

by Marissa Bell Toffoli.   I walked through the evening. Followed the dusk to dark in lanes that line our neighborhood, where we know so many, but nothing of what happens behind the window dressings of these big old buildings. Too fast at first. Had to stop for breath, settle on my rhythm. I am […]

Female Leaders in the Islamic Revolution.

October 1, 2020 by Exangel

by Brian Griffith. Like most nations in the post-WWII world, Iran had a “baby boom” generation, which arrived at young adulthood about a decade later than the West’s post-war boom. By the mid-1970s, half of Iran’s population was under 16, and two-thirds were under 30. And as in many nations of the Southern world, vast […]

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In This Issue.

  • In the Name of the Prophets.
  • Ukrainian Fruit Stands Have Disappeared.
  • A Lacanian Poem.
  • Why I Write about Dreams and Dogs (from “My Life with Dogs”).
  • Redwood Birdsong.
  • Laughing Sal.
  • Three Hearts Pumping.
  • Pol Pot’s Purgatory.
  • The Red You See.
  • The Strange Tale of Drs. Tumblety & Blackburn: Or What’s in a Name?
  • Monkey’s Fingers.
  • The Self-Serving Giraffe.
  • Important and Mundane.
  • Tinnitus.
  • Escaping the Dream.
  • Hourly.
  • Inklings.
  • Mind Swoosh.
  • The Music of Dreams.

In The News.

That cult classic pirate/sci fi mash up GREENBEARD, by Richard James Bentley, is now a rollicking audiobook, available from Audible.com. Narrated and acted by Colby Elliott of Last Word Audio, you’ll be overwhelmed by the riches and hilarity within.

“Captain Sylvestre de Greybagges is your typical seventeenth-century Cambridge-educated lawyer turned Caribbean pirate, as comfortable debating the virtues of William Shakespeare, Isaac Newton, and compound interest as he is wielding a cutlass, needling archrival Henry Morgan, and parsing rum-soaked gossip for his next target. When a pepper monger’s loose tongue lets out a rumor about a fleet loaded with silver, the Captain sets sail only to find himself in a close encounter of a very different kind.

After escaping with his sanity barely intact and his beard transformed an alarming bright green, Greybagges rallies The Ark de Triomphe crew for a revenge-fueled, thrill-a-minute adventure to the ends of the earth and beyond.

This frolicsome tale of skullduggery, jiggery-pokery, and chicanery upon Ye High Seas is brimming with hilarious puns, masterful historical allusions, and nonstop literary hijinks. Including sly references to Thomas Pynchon, Treasure Island, 1940s cinema, and notable historical figures, this mélange of delights will captivate readers with its rollicking adventure, rich descriptions of food and fashion, and learned asides into scientific, philosophical, and colonial history.”

THE SUPERGIRLS is back, revised and updated!

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In The News.

Newport Public Library hosted a three part Zoom series on Visionary Fiction, led by Tod.  

And we love them for it, too.

The first discussion was a lively blast. You can watch it here. The second, Looking Back to Look Forward can be seen here.

The third was the best of all. Visions of the Future, with a cast of characters including poets, audiobook artists, historians, Starhawk, and Mary Shelley. Among others. Link is here.

In the News.

SNOTTY SAVES THE DAY is now an audiobook, narrated by Last Word Audio’s mellifluous Colby Elliott. It launched May 10th, but for a limited time, you can listen for free with an Audible trial membership. So what are you waiting for? Start listening to the wonders of how Arcadia was born from the worst section of the worst neighborhood in the worst empire of all the worlds since the universe began.

In The News.

If you love audio books, don’t miss the new release of REPORT TO MEGALOPOLIS, by Tod Davies, narrated by Colby Elliott of Last Word Audio. The tortured Aspern Grayling tries to rise above the truth of his own story, fighting with reality every step of the way, and Colby’s voice is the perfect match for our modern day Dr. Frankenstein.

In The News.

Mike Madrid dishes on Miss Fury to the BBC . . .

Tod on the Importance of Visionary Fiction

Check out this video of “Beyond Utopia: The Importance of Fantasy,” Tod’s recent talk at the tenth World-Ecology Research Network Conference, June 2019, in San Francisco. She covers everything from Wind in the Willows to the work of Kim Stanley Robinson, with a look at The History of Arcadia along the way. As usual, she’s going on about how visionary fiction has an important place in the formation of a world we want and need to have.

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