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Tod Continues to Talk Food and Life but Mostly Food.

Garlic Hacks.

December 30, 2025 by Exangel

Our usual Christmas dinner is my holiday paella, the dear husband’s favorite festive dish. One of his particularly warmly received elements has always been the homemade aioli sauce I whip up on the side. As doubtless you know, this is a mayonnaise made with olive oil, and combined with garlic. Lots and lots of garlic.

So there I was doing the paella prep. It always involves a plethora of garlic cloves. At least four for the paella itself, and then about eight for the aioli.

I mentioned that we like garlic, didn’t I? Perhaps you remembered that.

Anyway, I’d been reading, as I so often do, old cooking magazines. In one of them was this splendid sounding, though unlikely, hint: if you have a lot of garlic cloves that need to be peeled, just stick them all in a pint jar, screw on the cover, and shake like crazy until said skins begin to remove themselves. Did I believe it? Well, let’s say I was dubious. But I had all afternoon. So I gave it a try. And by heavens, it actually worked! A new garlic hack that works!

Piling the now peeled cloves back in the jar, I thought, “Why not just cover them with olive oil?” I was going to need the oil for both the paella and the aioli, so a little extra garlic flavor would not come amiss. So I poured the oil on with an unstinting hand.

I looked admiringly at the cloves nestled in the gold oil. There was something else nagging at the back of my mind, though. I went and dug up the old magazine I’d been reading, and paged through it. There it was. What had tried to push up into consciousness. A recipe for garlic confit.

Garlic confit is just cloves of garlic cooked super gently in olive oil. They get all sweet and soft. I’d never attempted this before, since there are always these terrifying warnings about storing the confit in the oil. Bacteria! Illness! Potential death! I never felt like dealing with it. But today was different. I was planning on using all the oil and all the garlic, so no harm, no foul.

This was how:

12 good sized garlic cloves in a small pot. Covered with olive oil. Put on medium low heat until bubbles began to show, then turned the heat down so that the bubbles just gently rose up. Gave the cloves a stir whenever I thought of it. Thirty minutes later, had a look, waiting for them to turn a little golden. Gave them another five minutes. Took them off the heat, let them cool.

Then I tossed eight of the cloves into the food processor. Normally I would have pureed them in a mortar and pestle and added them to an egg yolk, which I would use to make aioli by hand. But this was Christmas. I wanted a lot of aioli, enough to last for leftovers the next day. And with the food processor, you can use a whole egg, for chemical reaction reasons that are a bit beyond me. So instead of doing the aioli by hand, I broke an egg into the food processor, followed by an additional egg yolk (adds unction, and I save the white to add to an omelet later on). Salt. Ran the machine, while pouring very slowly almost all the oil I’d confited the garlic in. Tasted. A little more salt.

I was a little worried. The whole thing tasted so . . . elegant. Not rustic. We’re so used to the rough and ready fresh garlic aioli, I was worried this would be greeted with pushback. Still, philosophical, I decanted it and put it aside till dinner. In the meanwhile, I used the rest of the confit oil. First, a few spoonfuls to coat the shrimp and scallops waiting for the final paella touches. Then the rest to sauté elements for the paella: first, three quail (for me, the nonvegetarian) and a sliced andouille sausage (for both me and the vegetarian husband, who pretends the sausage is tofu based), which I then removed for a later addition to the rice. Then in the same oil, half a chopped onion, four squashed confit garlic cloves, three oven baked Roma tomatoes and a chipotle chile en adobo with a little sauce still clinging on it. After that was nice and melded, toasted a cup and a half of brown rice in it, added four cups of boiling duck/shrimp stock I’d had in the freezer (made from saving bones and shrimp shells until there are enough to make a good stock), brought to a boil, tasted for salt, put in a preheated 375 degree oven. Cooked 55 minutes. Took it out, added the sausage and a handful of frozen peas. Arranged the quail on the top. Scattered the raw shrimp and scallops about. Put it uncovered back in the oven for fifteen minutes. Had a skeptical look. But no, it all looked beautifully done, smelled terrific too, so I took it out, covered it, and left it for fifteen minutes for the flavors to meld while I made the salad, cut some lemon quarters for the table, and poured out more wine.

(About that salad, a trick I use when I do the food processor thing is throw some chopped cabbage in the empty container without washing the garlic mayo out first. Process. Chopped coleslaw in aioli! A perfect side for paella.)

While that final sit was happening, I asked the husband to come taste the sauce and see if it was too tame for him. He tasted. He thought. He tasted again, and as he did, his eyes began to light up from inside. “Oh,” he said earnestly. “I wouldn’t have thought it. That is absolutely delicious.”

And it was. It all was. So I highly recommend that garlic confit thing. Don’t store it though, use it right away. Or at least, read all the warnings on the internet if you plan on saving it for something else.

 

 

 

Roasted Zucchini or Eggplant (and everything else).

September 30, 2025 by Exangel

So I’ve been even more lazy than usual, covering cookie sheets with parchment paper or foil, then arranging meal items atop to roast, or just putting different items in separate ovenproof dishes and roasting them all at the same time. It’s become my preferred method of dinner making. This totally works for all the vegetables […]

How I Love the Potato (Dessert Style).

June 30, 2025 by Exangel

As many of my friends know, I’m a particular sucker for recipes, or variations on recipes, that are a.) simple, b.) made with ingredients on hand or easy to acquire and c.) slightly unpredictable. Also, delicious. All of these qualifications are met by a tweaking of the classic Italian dessert, turinois. Now, turinois is supposed […]

Smothering Broccoli instead of Smothering a Friend.

March 31, 2025 by Exangel

A perfect example of how cooking can work to relieve aggression. So a really good friend of mine came over. We don’t have much time to see each other and talk this time of year, since she’s really busy at work. We miss that, or at least I do. Anyway, she brought her significant other, […]

A Tale of Brandade.

December 31, 2024 by Exangel

So for Christmas this year, I really had a craving for roast duck. No problem with that. The only issue being that my Beloved doesn’t eat meat. He does, however, consume fish with gusto. What would be festive enough in the fish department for Christmas dinner, easy on the cook who is also roasting a […]

Baked Apple for Breakfast.

November 1, 2024 by Exangel

It’s fall. The weather has changed. It even snowed last week on the mountain above me. All that right after a heat wave, so I, the dogs, and the trees heaved a sigh of relief. The trees that can showed their gratitude by beginning the turn to a brilliance of color. The oaks, the mountain […]

Every Day is a Good Day to Eat Something Good.

June 30, 2024 by Exangel

Even with taste compromised by cancer treatment, I’m telling you, I can enjoy my meals. I’m at about 85%, at the most, of my usual ability to taste. It goes up and down, but has plateaued presently. Some things taste more like themselves than others. And as usual, I listen as hard as I can […]

A Matter of Taste.

March 31, 2024 by Exangel

If you’re reading this, you probably think of me as someone who obsesses about food. And you would not be wrong. I have always, ever since I can remember, thought a lot about food: about the preparation of it, the serving of it, and the eating of it. It has been, since I was very […]

Iceberg Lettuce is Your Friend.

October 1, 2023 by Exangel

“I just bought two heads of iceberg lettuce on sale. What can you do with iceberg lettuce?” This from a friend of mine, my own age, who remembers iceberg lettuce as the only extremely boring lettuce our parents used to get at the supermarket when we were kids. Yes, young ones, there was a day […]

Puffballs as Big as a Baby’s Head.

June 30, 2023 by Exangel

Do you know puffballs? They’re a wild mushroom, one of the few that once identified won’t make you sick. They vary in size from a marble to bigger than a basketball. And they’re delicious. We usually find smaller ones on our property. I’ve never been able to figure out where or when, they just seem […]

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In The News.

That cult classic pirate/sci fi mash up GREENBEARD, by Richard James Bentley, is now a rollicking audiobook, available from Audible.com. Narrated and acted by Colby Elliott of Last Word Audio, you’ll be overwhelmed by the riches and hilarity within.

“Captain Sylvestre de Greybagges is your typical seventeenth-century Cambridge-educated lawyer turned Caribbean pirate, as comfortable debating the virtues of William Shakespeare, Isaac Newton, and compound interest as he is wielding a cutlass, needling archrival Henry Morgan, and parsing rum-soaked gossip for his next target. When a pepper monger’s loose tongue lets out a rumor about a fleet loaded with silver, the Captain sets sail only to find himself in a close encounter of a very different kind.

After escaping with his sanity barely intact and his beard transformed an alarming bright green, Greybagges rallies The Ark de Triomphe crew for a revenge-fueled, thrill-a-minute adventure to the ends of the earth and beyond.

This frolicsome tale of skullduggery, jiggery-pokery, and chicanery upon Ye High Seas is brimming with hilarious puns, masterful historical allusions, and nonstop literary hijinks. Including sly references to Thomas Pynchon, Treasure Island, 1940s cinema, and notable historical figures, this mélange of delights will captivate readers with its rollicking adventure, rich descriptions of food and fashion, and learned asides into scientific, philosophical, and colonial history.”

THE SUPERGIRLS is back, revised and updated!

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In The News.

Newport Public Library hosted a three part Zoom series on Visionary Fiction, led by Tod.  

And we love them for it, too.

The first discussion was a lively blast. You can watch it here. The second, Looking Back to Look Forward can be seen here.

The third was the best of all. Visions of the Future, with a cast of characters including poets, audiobook artists, historians, Starhawk, and Mary Shelley. Among others. Link is here.

In the News.

SNOTTY SAVES THE DAY is now an audiobook, narrated by Last Word Audio’s mellifluous Colby Elliott. It launched May 10th, but for a limited time, you can listen for free with an Audible trial membership. So what are you waiting for? Start listening to the wonders of how Arcadia was born from the worst section of the worst neighborhood in the worst empire of all the worlds since the universe began.

In The News.

If you love audio books, don’t miss the new release of REPORT TO MEGALOPOLIS, by Tod Davies, narrated by Colby Elliott of Last Word Audio. The tortured Aspern Grayling tries to rise above the truth of his own story, fighting with reality every step of the way, and Colby’s voice is the perfect match for our modern day Dr. Frankenstein.

In The News.

Mike Madrid dishes on Miss Fury to the BBC . . .

Tod on the Importance of Visionary Fiction

Check out this video of “Beyond Utopia: The Importance of Fantasy,” Tod’s recent talk at the tenth World-Ecology Research Network Conference, June 2019, in San Francisco. She covers everything from Wind in the Willows to the work of Kim Stanley Robinson, with a look at The History of Arcadia along the way. As usual, she’s going on about how visionary fiction has an important place in the formation of a world we want and need to have.

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