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Tod Continues to Talk Food and Life but Mostly Food.

Caramelized Onion, Mushroom, and Gorgonzola Pizza

June 15, 2009 by Exangel

It’s late spring again, and that is always a wonderful time for food…although, come to think of it, when isn’t it a wonderful time for food? But this is a particularly mild and pleasant time of year, and tonight we’re having a turnip omelet made with tiny white turnips so peppery and sweet they make me smile to think of them.  And to start, sauteéd oyster/puffball/and Zeller’s bolete mushrooms found by the Beloved Husband while he was raking up the dead pine needles of winter from the meadow floor, tossed with young turnip leaves and a little cream and garlic and wine.  The omelet (which I always like at room temperature) will come after, served with thinly sliced sauteéd potatoes.  Yum.

But I’ve more or less shared all those recipes before, so now I’ll tell you about a pizza I discovered a few days ago, and how terrific it was.  I had all these sweet onions (onions always being inexpensive this time of year, even organic ones, which are the only ones you should be feeding yourself and your loved ones, given the toxic qualities of sprouticide), and a bag full of mushrooms, and various other odds and ends, and a lot of lettuce from the garden.  So something, I thought, something to go with a nice lightly dressed salad, that would use all of those things.  Well, pizza, of course.  By which I don’t mean the kind you order in, though that is delicious, most times, or the kind I normally make, which is a biscuit dough patted into a pan and covered with various things.  I don’t know, I felt like a thinner kind of dough, but one that didn’t need yeast or rising time, and I found just what I needed in Richard Olney’s PROVENCE THE BEAUTIFUL cookbook.  He recommends a pastry dough made of 2 cups flour, 1 egg, a pinch of salt, 1/4 cup of olive oil, and a 1/4 cup of lukewarm water.  Mix it in the usual way (in my case, throw it all in the food processor, and, if it’s too dry, add a tiny bit more oil and water bit by bit till it’s the right consistency). Roll it in a ball and let it stand for about an hour at room temp.

Now this made a terrific dough, easy to work–I could have just patted it into the pan, but it was even easier to sprinkle with extra flour and roll out to the desired shape.  This is enough dough to fit a cookie sheet, which is what I would have done if we’d had company.  But since it was only the two of us, I split the dough in half, wrapped one in plastic and froze it for another time (which is, in fact, the time I’m going to tell you about in more detail…but hang on).  Rolled out the other, and covered it with sweet onions, about a pound and a half sliced, that I’d cooked for a long, slow time in a crowded pan to keep them from browning.  Just got them to be white and meltingly tender, about an hour’s worth of cooking.  Then I mixed them with a little fresh chopped thyme, spread them across the dough that I’d rolled into a small pizza pan, crisscrossed them with whole anchovies, dotted them with black olives, and peppered the whole.  Preheated the oven to 500º, and then popped the pizza in for about fifteen/twenty minutes.  Just terrific.  PIssaladière is what that’s called, when it’s at home in Nice.

A week or so later I was somewhat harassed to think of something for dinner quick, and I still had all those onions and mushrooms lying around.  So this time, what I did was the best, I think, as sometimes seems to happen when one operates under pressures of this sort. First I pulled the pastry out of the freezer and let it defrost for a couple of hours. (Luckily I’d remembered I needed a dinner option earlier that day, which if I didn’t have time to do anything about it, at least I had time to pull that dough out.)

Then this is what I did:

I sliced a couple of onions and sauteéd them over medium high heat in a nice wide pan that gave them plenty of room to move around and caramelize to their heart’s content. While they did that, sternly ordering them not to burn while I was gone, I rushed out and picked myself a bowl of salad.  While I was at it, I picked a branch or two of sage. Then I hurried back into the house, oh the relief, the onions were just turning nice and brown, not burning at all, and just needed a stir. I chopped the sage and threw that in with the onions, stirring.  I kept at them till they were a beautiful mahogany color, then I salted them and took them off the heat.

When I was just about ready for dinner, I preheated the oven to 500º, and sliced as many mushrooms as I thought would fit on top (about a half a pound, as I recall).  Then I rolled out the dough, fit it into the pan, spread the cooled onions on top and scattered the mushrooms all over.  THEN I rooted around in my cheese drawer and found a wedge of gorgonzola, which I proceeded to crumble with abandon all over the mushrooms.

Into the oven it went for about fifteen/twenty minutes, until the house smelled heavenly.  Pulled it out, poured a glass of wine, tossed the greens with a little salt and walnut oil and a spritz of lemon, served some of both on our two plates, and in about twenty minutes all of it was gone.  I don’t know how that happened, but I know we had a good time while it did.

Might As Well Always Have a Good Time

May 14, 2009 by Exangel

Then there are those times where you just have to make decisions about what you’ve got time for.  And I really hate giving up making meals for myself and the Beloved Husband just because I’ve got a work binge on.  It’s making those meals that’s a lot of my entertainment in life.  I love thinking […]

Sex and Food

April 14, 2009 by Exangel

This month’s EAP is about Sex, and, really, there’s nothing nicer than having sex with a loved one, followed by a lovely meal à deux. All the better if the lovely meal is in your own home, and you can both sit down to it wearing your bathrobes. And even better if the lovely meal […]

Eggplant Caviar for Herc

March 14, 2009 by Exangel

A friend of mine died, and the dinner I cooked a few nights later was absolute crap. I should have been able to cook that dinner in my sleep:  cauliflower cheese on a bed of lettuce, diced potatoes baked with bay leaves and rosemary, boiled asparagus and lemon.  But every single thing came out bad.  […]

Cassoulet, or Cooking With What you Have

February 14, 2009 by Exangel

At first glance, you would think that title — Cassoulet, or Cooking With What You Have — was almost demonically contradictory.  All these years I’ve been looking at those cassoulet recipes…you know the ones, you who read cookbooks:  recipes discussing the authentic dish of Carcassone, or Toulouse.  Recipes arguing about whether it’s a true cassoulet […]

Going On About Brown Rice

January 14, 2009 by Exangel

Not to go on about brown rice, but… No, wait a minute.  I AM going on about brown rice.  Why should I apologize?  It’s better for you than ninety per cent of the rest of the food world, and it tastes great, too.  This is something I have never understood:  why is it that something […]

In Praise of Brown Rice

December 14, 2008 by Exangel

I know there are a lot of you out there who think of brown rice along the same lines as you think of Birkenstocks.  Hemp clothing.  Rasta locks on young white guys.  And I know every time anyone mentions it to you, an inadvertent pained look crosses your face, and you respond automatically with defensive […]

Turkey Soup

December 2, 2008 by Exangel

There’s something really satisfying about just tossing what otherwise might be thought of as holiday detritus into a  pot and, while you’re sprawling on the sofa in the vicinity of your loved ones, sharing an evening of post festivity digestion, knowing that lunch for the next day is cooking up with hardly a finger lifted […]

Retro Quiche

November 15, 2008 by Exangel

There are some foods that at this point feel about as quaint and retro as a bean bag chair.  Fondue, for example.  Uno bars.  Ridged potato chips with sour cream and dried onion soup dip. Not that they’re not delicious.  (Actually, I love all of the above, along with canned dried onion rings, La Vache […]

Baked Pears

October 31, 2008 by Exangel

By now, you’ve probably got the idea that I’m not big on sweets.   It’s true.  I really don’t think about them much — except, of course, to long for See’s candy around the holidays (especially the dark chocolate covered marzipan).  I don’t dream about cakes, or yearn to spend a Sunday baking cookies, and my […]

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Newport Public Library hosted a three part Zoom series on Visionary Fiction, led by Tod.  

And we love them for it, too.

The first discussion was a lively blast. You can watch it here. The second, Looking Back to Look Forward can be seen here.

The third was the best of all. Visions of the Future, with a cast of characters including poets, audiobook artists, historians, Starhawk, and Mary Shelley. Among others. Link is here.

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SNOTTY SAVES THE DAY is now an audiobook, narrated by Last Word Audio’s mellifluous Colby Elliott. It launched May 10th, but for a limited time, you can listen for free with an Audible trial membership. So what are you waiting for? Start listening to the wonders of how Arcadia was born from the worst section of the worst neighborhood in the worst empire of all the worlds since the universe began.

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If you love audio books, don’t miss the new release of REPORT TO MEGALOPOLIS, by Tod Davies, narrated by Colby Elliott of Last Word Audio. The tortured Aspern Grayling tries to rise above the truth of his own story, fighting with reality every step of the way, and Colby’s voice is the perfect match for our modern day Dr. Frankenstein.

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