by John Van Pelt.
Disaster
Serves 4.
Ingredients
1 canister conclusions
1 cup foresight
3 cups hubris
1 out-of-date map
1 quart of optimism, clabbered
1 broken timepiece
pinch each of perceptivity, reason, history, and care
Directions
1. Do not preheat oven.
2. Jump to 4.
3. Wait, what about the foresight?
4. Conclusions.
5. Consult map.
6. Blend the optimism by batches with the perceptivity, reason, history, and care. As it becomes
clear the pinches are insufficient, add more optimism.
7. Optimism can be substituted with hubris.
9.3. This is going great.
π. Clock says you’re right on time, and the oven should be at temp.
42. Not the answer to anything.
13. Arrange artfully on serving platter. Drop platter on tile floor.
7,203. Scream into the void.