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John Van Pelt

12 Baking Essentials to Always Have in Your Poetry.

March 31, 2025 by Exangel

by John Van Pelt.

1. The leavening sky.

2. Aunt Carol’s deep-dish ironware pie plate she had since Chicago days with a graying
chip off the rim and a capacity suggestive of doubling any modern recipe. Not that Carol
ever looked at a recipe, her hooked wrist and crabbed fingers dancing with impossible
deftness, scooping flour, sugar, dried beans, Sunday tea with a precision born in an
ethereous dimension of her muscle memory as the cat pestered her to be let at the mice
and the crickets in the evening damp.

3. I can’t get my head around
how flour is just ground-up grass seed,
the way everything is water and carbon,
the way our bodies bubble up from
and return to the earth.

4. The Love Language Food Dictionary,
especially the recipe on page 112
Wonderpan, Blessed Casserole of Omitted Cilantro.

5. What do you bake
in your poverty?
Which of your choreographies has become
more essential than rolled oats?

6. Swinging wild in a hundred painted cities,
flecks of seed in a core of creamy black gum,
worshiped in self-mortification, it’s so
troll the way vanilla has become
a symbol of safe sameness.

7. For your Americana, apple pie,
of course, but have on hand
log cabins and flintlocks and eagles
and a naivete that was never true.

8. Callow was I ere time eclipsed
Aunt Carol and her potato chips.
They called her at the last from their low
hiding place among the mixing bowls.
I missed her then, and ever since.

9. Measure for measure, each portion
hurls me through histories,
expeditions, trade routes, land grabs —
the crocks and the tins and the kilns overfill
and nothing can be subtracted.
Hail, the measure!

10. Poetry may seem to deal in ingredients
when you’re elbow deep.
It’s a truc.
Absolution comes only when
the ingredients are no more.

11. Cotton, hear. It caught on. Hemp, too.
Sugar cane. But King Cotton!
Can our barons’ Fifth Avenue finery
redeem the charade that was
everyone’s ticket
one way or another?

12. Cotton dish towels.
In the pantry.
Not poetry. Silly goose.

Compiled on the occasion of misreading a clickbait headline.

Mother May I.

June 30, 2024 by Exangel

by John Van Pelt. There’s always red, double-deckers resolved from fog and granite, the boy’s glasses blearing city lights in slashes of impasto, no holiday cheer but reaches his ears in a sodden frenzy, clots of pleasantries pinched off by tinkling bells, muted all beneath the threadbare coverlet of incessant rain. He’s late to a […]

Disaster: A Recipe.

April 1, 2023 by Exangel

by John Van Pelt. Disaster Serves 4. Ingredients 1 canister conclusions 1 cup foresight 3 cups hubris 1 out-of-date map 1 quart of optimism, clabbered 1 broken timepiece pinch each of perceptivity, reason, history, and care   Directions 1. Do not preheat oven. 2. Jump to 4. 3. Wait, what about the foresight? 4. Conclusions. […]

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  • Who Was Dorothy?
  • Those Evil Spirits.
  • The Screaming Baboon.
  • Her.
  • A Tale of Persistence.
  • A Conversation with Steve Hugh Westenra.
  • Person Number Twelve.
  • Dream Shapes.
  • Cannon Beach.
  • The Muse.
  • Spring.
  • The Greatness that was Greece.
  • 1966, NYC; nothing like it.
  • Sun Shower.
  • The Withering Weight of Being Perceived.
  • Broken Clock.
  • Confession.
  • Francis Coppola’s Apocalypse.
  • Sometimes you die, I mean that people do.
  • True (from “My Life with Dogs”).
  • Fragmentary musings on birds and bees.
  • 12 Baking Essentials to Always Have in Your Poetry.
  • Broad Street.
  • A Death in Alexandria.
  • My Forked Tongue.
  • Swan Lake.
  • Long Division.
  • Singing against the muses.
  • Aphorisms from “What Remains to Be Said”.

In The News.

That cult classic pirate/sci fi mash up GREENBEARD, by Richard James Bentley, is now a rollicking audiobook, available from Audible.com. Narrated and acted by Colby Elliott of Last Word Audio, you’ll be overwhelmed by the riches and hilarity within.

“Captain Sylvestre de Greybagges is your typical seventeenth-century Cambridge-educated lawyer turned Caribbean pirate, as comfortable debating the virtues of William Shakespeare, Isaac Newton, and compound interest as he is wielding a cutlass, needling archrival Henry Morgan, and parsing rum-soaked gossip for his next target. When a pepper monger’s loose tongue lets out a rumor about a fleet loaded with silver, the Captain sets sail only to find himself in a close encounter of a very different kind.

After escaping with his sanity barely intact and his beard transformed an alarming bright green, Greybagges rallies The Ark de Triomphe crew for a revenge-fueled, thrill-a-minute adventure to the ends of the earth and beyond.

This frolicsome tale of skullduggery, jiggery-pokery, and chicanery upon Ye High Seas is brimming with hilarious puns, masterful historical allusions, and nonstop literary hijinks. Including sly references to Thomas Pynchon, Treasure Island, 1940s cinema, and notable historical figures, this mélange of delights will captivate readers with its rollicking adventure, rich descriptions of food and fashion, and learned asides into scientific, philosophical, and colonial history.”

THE SUPERGIRLS is back, revised and updated!

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In The News.

Newport Public Library hosted a three part Zoom series on Visionary Fiction, led by Tod.  

And we love them for it, too.

The first discussion was a lively blast. You can watch it here. The second, Looking Back to Look Forward can be seen here.

The third was the best of all. Visions of the Future, with a cast of characters including poets, audiobook artists, historians, Starhawk, and Mary Shelley. Among others. Link is here.

In the News.

SNOTTY SAVES THE DAY is now an audiobook, narrated by Last Word Audio’s mellifluous Colby Elliott. It launched May 10th, but for a limited time, you can listen for free with an Audible trial membership. So what are you waiting for? Start listening to the wonders of how Arcadia was born from the worst section of the worst neighborhood in the worst empire of all the worlds since the universe began.

In The News.

If you love audio books, don’t miss the new release of REPORT TO MEGALOPOLIS, by Tod Davies, narrated by Colby Elliott of Last Word Audio. The tortured Aspern Grayling tries to rise above the truth of his own story, fighting with reality every step of the way, and Colby’s voice is the perfect match for our modern day Dr. Frankenstein.

In The News.

Mike Madrid dishes on Miss Fury to the BBC . . .

Tod on the Importance of Visionary Fiction

Check out this video of “Beyond Utopia: The Importance of Fantasy,” Tod’s recent talk at the tenth World-Ecology Research Network Conference, June 2019, in San Francisco. She covers everything from Wind in the Willows to the work of Kim Stanley Robinson, with a look at The History of Arcadia along the way. As usual, she’s going on about how visionary fiction has an important place in the formation of a world we want and need to have.

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