surrealism

by Jim Meirose.

So this random example of the typical human creature, raising their head to ‘he window barring out th’ invasion of ‘he outsides but which, luckily for most normal humans, th’ invention ot see-through “glass” which could be cheaply manufactured, made being cabined in to be safe from what may lie outside, but t’not be ignorant nipper of what’s outside it being large as hell to stay hidden and “yet see” {facilitated by this fine invention, glass} to see, but not be seen (in most cases, actually), hey— nip ‘he wheel? Oh wow, th’ overblown overrated wheel, eh ah ah eh, ‘tis snot’s himportant we mean eh ah ah himportant bu(h) now so S’nooch as glass, which most people are. More humans are inside inherently sneaky, than wanting to bus down ‘he road ridiculously rolling “upotopka” some wheel, I mean, come on! nip What percentage of a human life span’s spent hiding, being sneaky, as rolling on out o-er some space in nip nip nip ‘pper some so simple so simply stupid commonly grossly easily manufactured and driven wheeled vehicle? They both have five letters, and just one syllable but, they’re close, but, ha ha ha h ah No Cigar—uck, wheel is too easy, nip its for lazy pet-people, we mean, gah; two of its letters are th’ most commonly used letters in English, which cheapens it terribly terribly terribly, and, and, and, this led big-toppie to ponder ‘he following {which bee’ze mainluy equipped with th’ even more than useless facts and figures so low, ‘nd L-LOW, they don’t dare teach it in school and that’s saying any handsful as there nearly nothing else they get up and go teach into ‘he children of all ages inhabiting th’ “schools”, (y’ know) what’s right what’s right what’s right what’s right to te <a> ch ah to teach ah to nip teach ah to teach ‘he facts/figures involved are many and manifold not that old filthy Ford one down under t’ daddy’ heave widden’t knee-ven NO! God Willing ({Might be ‘t’s time to start paying attention to th’ crazy horns been blowing way back inside you from roughly ‘he halfway point ‘f your lives} so sprach their Back-Captain) as-even though, as th’ whole process of ‘he tug-pull ‘tween ‘f nipper Glass or the Wheel should be considered th’ breakthrough discovery {{ Next “Niprhonea’s Note” nip (surreptitious): at this point starts from nearly halfway through ‘he Top-mayor’s first thought of what to do next (which is in fact merely turning over th’ cover page to access ‘he first written page of th’ Vintage telephone nip nip nip nipper pole plant reconstruction and reactivation status worksheet’s seventeen reams of miniature text)²}}} = which immediately greased-up skids ‘nd’ ‘he way to a vastly accelerated^tap nipper ween development (o)’f human society *both soft ‘n hard* th’ following facts/figures must be input to ‘he decision [I know I know but great truths require th’ time required, be it short or long to be chunk-set in ‘he stone of th’ nip nip nip nipper generally accepted tablets of ‘he great truths kept secretly someplace far far away {mayhaps th’ moon ^{far side far side far side of ‘he m}_o^on}Here they are in no nipper order at all important;                                                 ween                                                          or maybe just under those God-damned childhood cellar-steps WEEN

Court Jesters!             All Rise!

This next slate of statistics portrays all vitals necessary to compute th’ result if any debate as to whether ‘he invention of glass, or th’ discovery of ‘he wheel, bears greater importance.

GLASS: vitale statisticcommo-gluggli(((((((o^{Panama City}))))))) ;

Letter G; 2.4705%         12.59

Letter L; 5.4893%         27.98         ween

Letter A; 8.4966%         43.31

Letter S: 5.7351%          29.23                                           nipper

Letter W; 1.2899%        6.57

Letter H; 3.0034%         15.31

Letter E; 11.1607%        56.88

Letter L; 5.4893%          27. nip nip nip nipper 98

Seek and ye shall find = / = Okay, so; you may use these facts and figures at your leisure to play at a game of seeing how many correctly calculated mathematical proofs you can generate to justify th’ dominance of wheel nip nip nip nipper over glass nip nip nip nipper or vice versa, and you will learn much much much of a useful nature of ‘he d(a)e(i o u a)e(iou)p characteristics of th’ right vs. wrong of a thing, (and also, of course, of ‘he wrong vs. right of that very “same” thing) that being that mozt anything can be proven falze, but not ^{{reset z to s}} everything can be found completely true, which nipper should be no surprise, since—th’ sin of nip nip nip nipper Adam₃ and nip nip nip nipper Eve₃₀₀ in their fear of a God-Garden instantly crippled all future humanity nip nip nip nipper with original sin which is punished by mankind being hobbled by a fallen nature, plus a propensity toward evil. And, we won’t go no dipla, there, leave it over to you and your TI-99^(c) which no one still uses but turns a cute phrase which it is that ‘he answer is glass, since glass was not merely encountered in nature as was th’ wheel, where with pebbles, rocks, hailstones, hup! and other circulitational naturals, acting according ‘he law of gravity when placed on slant surfaces, whereas glass had to be thought of, learned about {as what were th’ ingredients going to be of this—} glass; and what was ‘he process of bringing these ingredients together in th’’ proper way {of which there may be an infinite number} of how t’ ‘ll’d they ge’ how to do it there does not seem to be a clue et cetera, but, ‘he real kicker is this. This simple sentence; “How to make glass.” Good sentence eh? (Juhla!) :please: thank you. Now here’s th’ same sentence with wheel replacing glass; “How to make wheel.” So—in which of these ‘s better?

Can’t tell? Really?

Really? Can’t tell?      

okay thank you that’s all oh yes ‘nd on your way out have Person Number Eleven come would you please O you’re a dear