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The Koi Who Wanted To Be A Cat.

September 30, 2016 by Exangel

by Ronnie Pontiac.

 

A koi fish glistening white, rainbows in her scales, with spots of gold and orange, and a black stripe, lived in an aquarium, in a house where a cat lived.

The koi had fresh water every day and delicious goldfish food flakes and other treats to eat.

At least once a day the warm hand of a human being pet the koi who swam happily in circles wagging her tail, like a puppy.

The koi liked to float with her face in the bubbles of the air filter.

She liked smooth stones from the bottom of the aquarium, they felt soothing in her mouth.   She would pick one up, swim with it, then put it somewhere new.

Happy day and night she grew to be the biggest koi in the tank.  But sometimes she would pout to get extra attention.

Only one thing troubled her.  The cat, though she didn’t know it was called that.  That ugly fish outside the tank was able to move wherever and whenever it pleased in the space outside the aquarium.  Places that the koi could only glimpse the cat could explore.

The koi watched the cat.  Whenever the cat walked in the room the koi swam over to see what he was doing.

The cat seemed to like the company.  Whenever the koi got her goldfish flakes the cat had to eat some, too, right there next to the aquarium.  But then the cat would walk away and disappear around a corner.  The koi could not stop wondering what was around that corner.

The koi outgrew her aquarium.  In a pond she pined away for the cat.  So she didn’t last.

Not long after, the cat and another cat had kittens.

One of the kittens had a white belly with yellow and orange splotches and black stripes.

That kitten was not much like a cat.  He didn’t understand how to play.  He seemed confused by his legs and frightened of running too fast.

That kitten grew up to be a cat who doesn’t like to go outside the house as if the house is a big aquarium.  The world outside the glass scares him.

That cat likes to sit with his face in the air conditioner vent where the air feels like bubbles on his face.

That cat goes around in circles like a puppy when he gets pets.

That cat pouts to get food.

That cat likes to pick up round little rocks from potted plants and put them somewhere new.

That cat won’t eat cat food unless goldfish flakes are sprinkled on top.

That cat was a koi who wanted to be a cat.

That fish got her wish!

Filed Under: EAP: The Magazine, Fall 2016: Animals Are Us.

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“Captain Sylvestre de Greybagges is your typical seventeenth-century Cambridge-educated lawyer turned Caribbean pirate, as comfortable debating the virtues of William Shakespeare, Isaac Newton, and compound interest as he is wielding a cutlass, needling archrival Henry Morgan, and parsing rum-soaked gossip for his next target. When a pepper monger’s loose tongue lets out a rumor about a fleet loaded with silver, the Captain sets sail only to find himself in a close encounter of a very different kind.

After escaping with his sanity barely intact and his beard transformed an alarming bright green, Greybagges rallies The Ark de Triomphe crew for a revenge-fueled, thrill-a-minute adventure to the ends of the earth and beyond.

This frolicsome tale of skullduggery, jiggery-pokery, and chicanery upon Ye High Seas is brimming with hilarious puns, masterful historical allusions, and nonstop literary hijinks. Including sly references to Thomas Pynchon, Treasure Island, 1940s cinema, and notable historical figures, this mélange of delights will captivate readers with its rollicking adventure, rich descriptions of food and fashion, and learned asides into scientific, philosophical, and colonial history.”

THE SUPERGIRLS is back, revised and updated!

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In The News.

Newport Public Library hosted a three part Zoom series on Visionary Fiction, led by Tod.  

And we love them for it, too.

The first discussion was a lively blast. You can watch it here. The second, Looking Back to Look Forward can be seen here.

The third was the best of all. Visions of the Future, with a cast of characters including poets, audiobook artists, historians, Starhawk, and Mary Shelley. Among others. Link is here.

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SNOTTY SAVES THE DAY is now an audiobook, narrated by Last Word Audio’s mellifluous Colby Elliott. It launched May 10th, but for a limited time, you can listen for free with an Audible trial membership. So what are you waiting for? Start listening to the wonders of how Arcadia was born from the worst section of the worst neighborhood in the worst empire of all the worlds since the universe began.

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If you love audio books, don’t miss the new release of REPORT TO MEGALOPOLIS, by Tod Davies, narrated by Colby Elliott of Last Word Audio. The tortured Aspern Grayling tries to rise above the truth of his own story, fighting with reality every step of the way, and Colby’s voice is the perfect match for our modern day Dr. Frankenstein.

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Tod on the Importance of Visionary Fiction

Check out this video of “Beyond Utopia: The Importance of Fantasy,” Tod’s recent talk at the tenth World-Ecology Research Network Conference, June 2019, in San Francisco. She covers everything from Wind in the Willows to the work of Kim Stanley Robinson, with a look at The History of Arcadia along the way. As usual, she’s going on about how visionary fiction has an important place in the formation of a world we want and need to have.

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