or Send In The Clowns
by Bob Irwin
Where do happy people go when they die?
South of San Francisco is the city of Colma, famous for more dead
residents than living. While gravestones don't give much indication of
earthly happiness, the Showfolks of America section of Olivet cemetery
has a higher percentage of clowns than your basic union-sponsored plot.
Does a lifetime filled with seltzer bottles, painted on grins, and
over-sized red shoes help in the afterlife? Only Swacko knows for sure.
