-or- Support Women's Rights, Hang Out in Silverlake by David Harrison I've been looking at thedirty.com a lot lately (mostly out of boredom... or some other rationalization, I guess), but this website basically has pictures of really hot slutty girls across the country. It's kind of depressing, especially considering I don't know any girls who look like that, … [Read more...] about Why Hipster Girls Aren’t As Hot As Club Sluts: An Objective Analysis
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My New Year’s Resolutions
by David Harrison Everybody makes New Year's Resolutions. Lose weight, work harder, kick heroin, you know, the usual. I am no exception to this unfortunate group of people who curse themselves each New Year's Day with a set of insurmountable expectations. Oh sure, some people actually do lose weight or end their drug habit, but ever since I … [Read more...] about My New Year’s Resolutions
My Boss the Goddess
by David Harrison I just realized it: Boss > Girlfriend I mean I was at the market the other day buying balloons for my boss'sbirthday, and I came to the sad realization that having a boss isalmost identical to being in a relationship... But like one of thosedysfunctional relationships where one person just keeps the otheraround because of his or her uncompromising … [Read more...] about My Boss the Goddess
My Dad (Is Nuts but I Love Him Still)
by David Harrison I was interrupted by a loud pounding on my apartment door. “Go away!”, I yelled. It didn’t go away. … [Read more...] about My Dad (Is Nuts but I Love Him Still)