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ETSS Approval Process.

April 1, 2023 by Exangel

by Jim Meirose.

…the river relaxes this what this how yes it’s how the river relaxes the river the river river river relaxes the river relaxes relaxes the river relaxes the river relaxes down into into to ETSS support is a corporate imperative in the following areas;

  • To pratfall the Manksie
  • Augmentation of Beanertop support.
  • The ETSS’s essential salts’ projected overspill to be used to augment the existing undercyclement process, historically supported by the banana which has become strainingly depleted.

So.

Hokay.

Copacabana!

ETSS budget proposed!

<funding request submitted!!>

Go!!!

For five six days, two three fours down, much went on, en-peninsula. We are the approval team. The dis’ or a’ ‘popp-ruval. Behold our colorful robes. Fat. No. Thin. Yes. Mid. By Pythagoras’ heinie you can’t be serentrious. One-third that way. ETSS Hey. Two-thirds back. My planet! My Planet! It is special to be on the approval team. Rules are made to be broken. Divide in half, then triple, then—blow. Wow! What a big swallow! What is the sum at now? Stairways? In this mysterical pop of a process; yes. Those can be obtained. Jus’ for the hell of it round that down and recalculate. This type of floor requires specially made shoes. From overseas vendors. Sure, super. Old man Boole passed last night. For less than half. Know they need to scream shout and beg but—no. It’s a wonder those things fly at all. That price. Rancid Billy? No. Who the hell did this research? Mystery. Heck, ‘oyle. He’s a bullet-point guy. Swim past the current. Don’t use that abacus. Ook. We have the power to smash dreams. But, of course. Stairways! No one gets whatever you show on that abacus. Not with and not against. Oh, yah. He actually ate a piece of his toe one time. What the hell you. Well-matched set of front teeth you got there. But past. Pillow. What’d ya mean, how the hell’d that do that? I have no idea how they do this shit. He won’t read that. Lets take as long as possible to decide; make them sweat. E.T.S.S how mystery. Brag, brag. Uncle Harry washing car. Very bad movie that. No money (ouch) for Fred-dancies’ addendum (sorry). Very bad movie. Brag. Quite. Think, buddy? Pillow. Give me this. No Yes. Yes No. Next time I’ll give you that. Psst psst psst, guess what? That guy actually owns a machine shop. Obnoxious. No Yes. Yes. Oh, just leave that blank. Never has. No mystery. How mystery? No E . T . S . S. Know they can’t sleep. What hawaii’yaa? A little extra for you, a little extra for me. Burn the. And never. The new forms on the way won’t even have that section. Burn the flames. Will. Yes. Yes no one will know the difference. Higher. Know they can’t eat. No. And higher. Patricia? Judge not, lest you be judged yourselves. Copacabana to be denied three times by Pete d’ Pann. Oh yah. Patricia wrecked her new Chevy relaxes relaxes relaxes the river the river the rivers relax uh; St. Hildehariatte, view us kindly! There’s what they’re asking. Eh what I mean. Yes. No. You. EE .. TT .. SS .. SS .. No. Know exactly what I. Hey here’s a screwup. Yes. Yes. Mean. What? Blatunzian Heinie-Crapula’s on this team? No! How big-atchoo of them. They never want to know the details anyway. Bread. There’s an extra zero there. Good. Careers are made or broken in this room. Wink. Bread. Trust. No good! By us yes. Mystery how mystery. By us. Me. No. You. On that. Yes. Wink wink. Yes. Pillow. Christ! I nearly wet my pants back there! Where? Better bury that one quick. And then there’s what they’ll really need. The monster! Wink wink and wink. Careers are made or broken in this room—by us! E   .   T   .   S   .   S . The monster! So. Here, don these fresh prayer-robes. Wink and. Process A of pop mysterical this in. Pillow. And; these always get overrun anyway. Out finally forth came a secresturrie wi’ a nemopad. The master. My God, three days in, and they (heh heh) still need more information? The master! Yah yes. Let’s do it. Three sharp number three’s. The master has arrived! One wink one pillow. Anyone here got nail clippers on them? Please. Sweat. Service animals only, please. E . T . S . S. I can see ways to do this for half as much. Sweat. Sweat. Look. Peel that back there. One pillow one wink. What? This much’s approved et al ETSS’s spelled financially well. Is that a real eyeball in there? E.T.S.S. Grabbed ya’ good, eh, Franky? No, I don’t hear no cocks crowing. Here’s the boilerplate text you need to make it official. Nonessential snook. Houck. Mallie? Make up an answer. Nobody ever checks those sections. Sorry, but the decomposition is simply too advanced. If we’re going to grant them this request let’s do it so they’ll regret ever asking. Never could fathom big tractors like that, you know. Beeswax’s stool to be imported up Bulgaria. The guy in charge of this project’s an. Squirm. Los gradenz. Sweat. Paint it blue. Nobody doesn’t like blue.

By the whip of this stick, damn let’s do it!

Ass. ETSS thank the God the judgeshipments et al. An ass. Crap that is such a low detail that—hock! Patooey!

The guy in charge of this project’s—squirm, yes.

Gotcha!

(an ass)

ETSS funding approved. Robes off, everyone!

Congratulations Team!

Yes—oh—ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

<!>

So;

<enter next corporeal step>

Hop in ‘dis blenda’. We have the gas.

And also; send more cops come out of swim up from the river relaxes the river the river river river relaxes the river relaxes relaxes the river relaxes the river relaxes relaxes the river relaxes the river relaxes relaxes the river the rivers relax the river or rivers regardless relax relaxes relaxed the both do the both do the both do the both…

 

 

 

 

 

Filed Under: EAP: The Magazine, Spring 2023: Recipes for Disaster. Tagged With: Jim Meirose

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