by Jim Meirose.
Court Jesters! All Rise!
This next slate of statistics portrays all vitals necessary to compute the result if any debate as to whether the invention of glass or the discovery of the wheel bears greater importance.
GLASS: vitale statisticcommo-gluggli(((((((oPanama City))))))) ;
Letter G; 2.4705% 12.59
Letter L; 5.4893% 27.98
Letter A; 8.4966% 43.31
Letter S: 5.7351% 29.23 nipper
Letter W; 1.2899% 6.57
Letter H; 3.0034% 15.31
Letter E; 11.1607% 56.88
Letter L; 5.4893% 27. nip nip nip nipper 98
Seek and ye shall find = / = Okay, so; you may use these facts and figures at your leisure to play at a game of seeing how many correctly calculated mathematical proofs you can generate to justify the dominance of wheel nip nip nip nipper over glass nip nip nip nipper or vice versa, and you will learn much much much of a useful nature of the d(a)e(i o u a)e(iou)p characteristics of the right vs. wrong of a thing, (and also, of course, of the wrong vs. right of that very “same” thing) that being that most anything can be proven false, but not everything can be found completely true, which nipper should be no surprise, since—the sin of nip nip nip nipper Adam and nip nip nip nipper Eve in the garden instantly crippled all future humanity nip nip nip nipper with original sin which is punished by mankind being hobbled by a fallen nature, plus a propensity toward evil. And, we won’t go no fotha’ there leave that to you and your TI-99s which no one still uses but turns a cute phrase which it is that the answer is glass, since glass was not merely encountered in nature as was the wheel, where with pebbles rocks hailstones and other circulational naturals acting according the law of gravity when placed on slant surfaces, whereas glass had to be thought of, learned about {as what were the ingredients going to be of this—glass; and what was the process of bringing these ingredients there does not seem to be a clue et cetera, but, the real kicker is this. This simple sentence; “How to make glass.” Good sentence eh? (Juhla!) :please: thank you. Now here’s the same sentence with wheel replacing glass; “How to make wheel.”
What? All wrong. Enunciate more clearly. (But what’s—) no no no do not change your place now do it. okay okay
“How to make wheel.” Sounds wrong Repeat (But what’s that odd light out—) no do not change your place now do it. ‘kay
“How to make wheel.” Still sounds wrong Repeat (But what’s that odd light out—there get up and—see? May I please oh pretty oh please take a moment to—) no do not change your place now do it. ‘kay