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How The Hell Am I Going To Do This.

November 1, 2024 by Exangel

by Jim Meirose.

I = I = TM I have no idea how I’m going to do this; how’s the how ‘f how I’m going to do this; to do this; the how of ‘he how the hell I am going to do this. I have no idea how, idea, no idea how, I am going how, I am going to do, am going to do this, to do this, to do this, NO! I have no idea, and, if you were honest you’d also be saying it; ‘f you were honest, you’d have no idea, and if your idea ‘n, how I am going to do this. Eh? We have no idea how we are going to do these things, or those things, or that thing, up, around and over, and down under there, to do this. Park bench park bench lay how the hell, am I going to do this. Park bench lay down, dew all over, dewy dew all over, how we are going to do this; me, this, and you, that, and park bench SIT, sit park bench, sit, how any of this is going to get done, oh yeah yes, it’s so easy—just legs up, stretch back for ‘e big banana to stretch out, all chest, blunt, brash, and ahhhh o! push up so tall, get the hell out and do this. Do what? Never mind, just get the hell out (park bench park bench) ‘nd get the hell over there, yes out that door there, and do this; lie down, close the eyes, come over me , ‘n down-nap, come over me, quiet. Not Get the hell out and get going and do this no no no I do not think I can yes you can no I can’t oh oh oh easy to say if its so how the hell; am I going to ever be able to do this? After all {after all} once one’s figured out how to do something like this, and then do this (shut up) no, words do not get the job done (park bench) lay down dedicated to this one and that one dedicated tens of thousands of plaques just like this one; lay them out, make them up, take them out, drill four holes, please hold this steady while I drive the screws tight; there are only a few millions of dozens more or less to get screwed tight into this thing by noon, so let’s DO this already. What what how the hell are you going to DO this ah oh oh, you must be told everything! My hair thins, I age faster—when faced with the likes of you, who, when given a simple task and shown the out door while going through, it’s still How the hell am I going to ever be able to DO this all the way through, DO this, ‘r DO this. S’ close it over, no no no, you need to show us once to the all of us, how the hell we are going to be able to DO this. There; shut it over and shut them out—how to DO this? Shut it tight no no no DO this all closed up, latched down tight, fire’s ‘nocked down, day is done, the door is thick, thank “God” praise “God” that they made these kinds of particular doors this thick. How thick? That thick—why the hell ‘o you NEED TO KNOW anyway, why the hell’s everybody NEED TO KNOW every damn thing! Okay, break’s over.

What?

Hear the bell? Hear the bell? Break’s over BREAK’S OVER follow the bell if you know what’s good for you, follow the God-damned bell—suck air b-b-b-back deeeeeep, let it out;

Hear the bell, hear the bell? Hear the bell?

Yes. Why?

Break’s over, stupid. Put this down.

 

Filed Under: EAP: The Magazine, Fall 2024: Advice to the Distressed. Tagged With: Jim Meirose, surrealism

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This frolicsome tale of skullduggery, jiggery-pokery, and chicanery upon Ye High Seas is brimming with hilarious puns, masterful historical allusions, and nonstop literary hijinks. Including sly references to Thomas Pynchon, Treasure Island, 1940s cinema, and notable historical figures, this mélange of delights will captivate readers with its rollicking adventure, rich descriptions of food and fashion, and learned asides into scientific, philosophical, and colonial history.”

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