CB Parrish

Che’s Dream Woman Goes to the Store

February 13, 2009 by David Gordon

by CB ParrishIf I don’t grocery shop, I get thinner. If I grocery shop within my means, I get fatter, and unhealthier. We are being poisoned to death.If I brave the conquered hordes to find a new vacuum cleaner, I end up making a bad decision in my avidity to remove myself from their proximity.If I resolve to purchase instead of food a new pot to marry my … [Read more...] about Che’s Dream Woman Goes to the Store

In Praise of Full Fat

June 11, 2007 by David Gordon

by CB Parrish The daughters of Leucippus, Phoebe and Hilaira, were abducted by Castor and Pollux, and it was immortalized by Rubens in life-sized imagery. The modern obsession with thinness runs completely afoul of the natural human form. A Rubenesque woman is not “fat”. Her pulchritude is just right. Note that the brothers here are not thin either. … [Read more...] about In Praise of Full Fat

So You Think You Can Tell Heaven From Hell?

March 10, 2007 by David Gordon

So You Think You Can Tell Heaven From Hell? by CB Parrish …Did you exchange a walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? Dodos were daffy-looking flightless birds of the island of Mauritius in the Indian Ocean. They were wiped out in the late sixteen hundreds by British sailors. Something larger than turkeys, about … [Read more...] about So You Think You Can Tell Heaven From Hell?