ASK WENDY.

by Wendy Darling      Dear Wendy,I am writing on behalf of a group of friends. We have all been together for quite a while now and some thoughts have been troubling many of us. We all share the same creator, a very popular author in her day, and, so, similar problems. Most of us are children (and we remain children…she never had us grow up) and those … [Read more...] about The Younger Generation ASKS WENDY.

by Wendy Darling   Hey Girl--Haven’t spoken to you in a couple of weeks. Some real eye-opening stuff going down over here. So, I had a date with GI Joe. He’s 45 minutes late, and I’m thinking the big lug has stood me up when I get a text from him. (BTW, this iPhone 4S is SWEET!) Anyway, he says he’s down at Occupy Wall Street with some of his … [Read more...] about Tiger Lily Reports from Occupy Wall Street.

     Dear Wendy:The maidens find me in the woods.  They don’t like the lessons even though I prepare them so carefully.  The wolf all dressed up in my nightgown, the oven burning all the day long waiting for a tender lad to fall into hell, the winter full of terrible stories.  It’s the winter of years raging outside and the maidens … [Read more...] about Hecate Gets a Talking To from ASK WENDY.

by Wendy Darling     Greetings Mortal Girl Wendy-- As much as it distresses us to call on the assistance of a human mortal such as yourself, we do have little understanding of the waking world of your kind. Before we relate our tale, we ask you to contain your temper and rein your impudent tongue. We will not be judged by the likes of you, tiny mortal. As you … [Read more...] about ASK WENDY Gives Back.

by Wendy Darling   Wendy—January’s here and it looks like I’m out of a job. It seems like it was only yesterday that I was starting this new gig. My biggest worry that day was keeping that top hat on and making sure that sash covered my junk. Now I’m toting a scythe and looking like f*cking Gandalf from LOTR. I’m hella old. Sucks! And now … [Read more...] about ASK WENDY Rings in the New Year.