ASK WENDY.

by Wendy Darling  Dear Wendy,I must apologize for being out of touch, but I have literally been in meetings day and night regarding a possible new business opportunity. Wendy, they say nature abhors a vacuum, and the same apparently goes for the media world. They are in a tizzy about Oprah ending her show. It seems that Americans love to see a nice friendly black … [Read more...] about Aunt Jemima Checks In with Ask Wendy.

by Wendy Darling   Dear Wendy,Oh gosh, it is so nice to meet you. I am such a fan of yours. Ever since I first read about you, I wanted to be just like you. You see, I’m just like you. I love children and just want to take care of them and make them happy. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.I can’t believe it’s already been a year since I … [Read more...] about The King of Pop Asks Wendy.

by Wendy Darling    Dear Wendy,I’ve sailed on barges and fled great battles.  I’ve put my face on coins and slept with emperors.  I’ve been a subject for Shakespeare and Shaw and biased historians.  They wanted to drag me through the streets of Rome but I had another idea.  I chose the how and when.  No one else.  … [Read more...] about The Queen of the Nile ASKS WENDY.

  Dear Wendy:I’ve come down in your world.  From goddess and muse to pockmarked hunk of rock with ice beneath.  They crashed a bomb into my flesh, my silvered reflection not important enough now for poems and dreams.  Such hatred of The Feminine. They would never think to do that to the sun.In times past I was the incarnation of Diana, The … [Read more...] about The Woman in the Moon Asks Wendy.

  Dear Miss Wendy-I am very pleased to make your akwaintence. A gentleman friend of mine by the name of Mr. Eisman is always interested in having me become more educated. He heard about your club called the Fictional Characters From Real Life Social Change and he thought that it might improve my brain to attend to one of your meetings. I mean as I always tell my … [Read more...] about ASK WENDY Is Rendered Speechless (Almost).