Hey girl, what's up? How's Paris? I hope you and your new little friend are having a ball over there, because things back at home suck. Big time. OK, the meetings started going downhill as soon as you left the country, and that blank eyed freak Annie showed up and started throwing her weight around. You know what that little fascist had the nerve to … [Read more...] about Tiger Lily Begs ASK WENDY to Come Home
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Little Orphan Annie Takes Over From ASK WENDY
To Wendy- Leapin' Lizards, you sure are a sourpuss. Sandy and I were readin' your latest rant and we gotta say that you need to be a little nicer to your people. No wonder you don't have more friends if you act so highfalootin' with folks all th' time. Why, if you plant a smile in winter, come spring yer whole garden will be bloomin' with … [Read more...] about Little Orphan Annie Takes Over From ASK WENDY
ASK WENDY Gets Pushed Over the Edge
Hello my dear. Peabody here. My boy Sherman and I are just about to take a quick spin in the Way Back Machine to see Ivan the Terrible. A wretched fellow, but he serves the best goulash. Anyway, I was talking to an old friend last week who could really use your help. He’s not much a talker, so I thought I’d dash off a quick note to you on his … [Read more...] about ASK WENDY Gets Pushed Over the Edge
ASK WENDY’S MAILBAG
...with ASK WENDY, the advice columnist at Exterminating Angel Press... Dear Wendy -- I’m writing in the hopes that your political action committee can help me with my lobbying efforts in Washington. First off, let me assure, I am not a hapless war toy; I am not Barbie in camouflage. I am a thinking, feeling, breathing fictional character just like you. … [Read more...] about ASK WENDY’S MAILBAG
The Disney Princesses? Snub ASK WENDY
Dear Wendy -- Normally our group doesn’t get involved in personal squabbles, but we girls took a vote last night to try and smooth things out. I think the final straw was the endless string of furious jingling voicemails that we all got on our iPhones from Tinkerbell. She certainly has a temper for such a little thing. You’d think someone had stuck … [Read more...] about The Disney Princesses? Snub ASK WENDY