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Tinkerbell Blasts ASK WENDY

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    Dearest Miss Wendy -- I hope this letter finds you well. I am happy to see you doing so well in your endeavors. It is a bit ironic that you were always so resistant to play mother to the Lost Boys, myself included, and here you’ve gone and taken this ragtag confederation of Fictional Characters under your wing. Well, be that as it may, I am not sure … [Read more...] about Tinkerbell Blasts ASK WENDY

Wonder Woman Asks Wendy

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  Dear Wendy  -- Great Hera, what new indignity must I face next?  I had just finished freeing a group of female sex slaves in Southeast Asia.  I picked up some takeout while I was there, and was heading home in the invisible jet.  I’d had such a week, so all I wanted to do was have a nice glass of wine, put my feet up, and watch … [Read more...] about Wonder Woman Asks Wendy

St. Christopher Joins ASK WENDY

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   Hail good maid -- I send my tidings to commend thee on the arduous task thou hast assumed, and to lend my potency to thy cause. Although I myself am not one of thy fanciful kinfolk from the realm of fiction, I feel an affinity for thy kind. In truth, many who dwell in the mortal lands now regard me as merely a figment of fiction, rather than the pious man of … [Read more...] about St. Christopher Joins ASK WENDY

Minnie Mouse Stands Shoulder to Shoulder with Ask Wendy

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   Dear Wendy: I've been putting off writing this for a while, but as I face another night looking at the view of Sleeping Beauty's castle with only a bottle of Grey Goose vodka to keep me company, I find I can't put it off any longer. I've wanted to write to you for a while, but I felt that you might think me shallow for dwelling so much on my own … [Read more...] about Minnie Mouse Stands Shoulder to Shoulder with Ask Wendy