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Short and Sweet: A Brie(f) Recipe.

June 28, 2026 by Exangel

If you’re like me, you love Grocery Outlet, a party in every store. I stand there, staring at the shelves, amazed at the new stuff I can find to experiment with. One of their best departments is cheese. The only drag is when I find one I love (chile pepper cheddar, spicy blue), only to find next visit it’s all gone; that everyone else must have loved it too.

The one cheese I can always find is one I personally am not crazy about. A little round of Brie, hard as a jack cheese, unlike the ripe ones I prefer. But the Dear Husband likes it, so I usually pick one up and put it out on the cheese platter the day lunch is fresh bread, cheese, and salad (with maybe an opened can of sardines, maybe some salami, maybe some smoked salmon, who knows?).

The Husband generally stops by the store and gets one of these rounds for his camping trips, too.

Last time he came home from a trip, he unpacked the Brie, untouched. Strangely, it stayed untouched through two or three lunches. I asked why. “I didn’t want to be the first person to cut into it!” (The Dear Husband is very polite that way. English.) The result was, by this time, the cheese had started to dry out, and I was even less likely to eat it than before. I hate waste, as you know. So I gave some thought to the problem of making an almost dried out Brie into something delicious rather than penitential.

We were having our dear friends Cindy and Drew over for a meal. A clam and sausage arroce. Garlic mayonnaise. Brownies. Cindy’s Earl Grey tea bread. I figured that was special enough for me to risk an appetizer failure.

What if I heated the cheese up? What if I heated it up with some jam on top? I had crackers. I had a jar of Cindy’s blueberry jam. I have a little cast iron skillet, just big enough to hold the cheese in comfort.

So this is what I did:

— Heated oven to 375 degrees.

— Nestled Brie in small skillet.

— Lavished blueberry jam on top of Brie.

— Baked for fifteen minutes.

— Put out next to crackers.

Spectacular success. Brie gone in fifteen minutes. People getting up from comfy chairs to have seconds and thirds. I wished I’d done two rounds. I would have if I’d had them.

So it’s yet another lesson: never waste something when there’s the possibility of an imaginative, and totally delicious, save.

Next time, I’ll buy two of them. And make sure I have some jam.

Filed Under: Jam Today Tagged With: blueberry jam, brie, jam today, recipe

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That cult classic pirate/sci fi mash up GREENBEARD, by Richard James Bentley, is now a rollicking audiobook, available from Audible.com. Narrated and acted by Colby Elliott of Last Word Audio, you’ll be overwhelmed by the riches and hilarity within.

“Captain Sylvestre de Greybagges is your typical seventeenth-century Cambridge-educated lawyer turned Caribbean pirate, as comfortable debating the virtues of William Shakespeare, Isaac Newton, and compound interest as he is wielding a cutlass, needling archrival Henry Morgan, and parsing rum-soaked gossip for his next target. When a pepper monger’s loose tongue lets out a rumor about a fleet loaded with silver, the Captain sets sail only to find himself in a close encounter of a very different kind.

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This frolicsome tale of skullduggery, jiggery-pokery, and chicanery upon Ye High Seas is brimming with hilarious puns, masterful historical allusions, and nonstop literary hijinks. Including sly references to Thomas Pynchon, Treasure Island, 1940s cinema, and notable historical figures, this mélange of delights will captivate readers with its rollicking adventure, rich descriptions of food and fashion, and learned asides into scientific, philosophical, and colonial history.”

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Newport Public Library hosted a three part Zoom series on Visionary Fiction, led by Tod.  

And we love them for it, too.

The first discussion was a lively blast. You can watch it here. The second, Looking Back to Look Forward can be seen here.

The third was the best of all. Visions of the Future, with a cast of characters including poets, audiobook artists, historians, Starhawk, and Mary Shelley. Among others. Link is here.

In the News.

SNOTTY SAVES THE DAY is now an audiobook, narrated by Last Word Audio’s mellifluous Colby Elliott. It launched May 10th, but for a limited time, you can listen for free with an Audible trial membership. So what are you waiting for? Start listening to the wonders of how Arcadia was born from the worst section of the worst neighborhood in the worst empire of all the worlds since the universe began.

In The News.

If you love audio books, don’t miss the new release of REPORT TO MEGALOPOLIS, by Tod Davies, narrated by Colby Elliott of Last Word Audio. The tortured Aspern Grayling tries to rise above the truth of his own story, fighting with reality every step of the way, and Colby’s voice is the perfect match for our modern day Dr. Frankenstein.

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Tod on the Importance of Visionary Fiction

Check out this video of “Beyond Utopia: The Importance of Fantasy,” Tod’s recent talk at the tenth World-Ecology Research Network Conference, June 2019, in San Francisco. She covers everything from Wind in the Willows to the work of Kim Stanley Robinson, with a look at The History of Arcadia along the way. As usual, she’s going on about how visionary fiction has an important place in the formation of a world we want and need to have.

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